The moment that viewers in 94 countries screamed Peter Capaldi’s name in unison/
just realized billie piper is the only person who knows what the doctor sounded like when he said ‘i love you’ to rose tyler.
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT
You lost interest in me as fast as I lost my breath when I first saw you.
imagine sherlock and john doing smoopy domestic stuff like sherlock resting his feet on john’s lap while they’re watching telly, or sharing toothpasty kisses in the morning, or sherlock catching john by the waist in the kitchen whilst he’s cooking and kissing his ear, or john feeding sherlock ice cream over the kitchen table, or john falling asleep on sherlock’s shoulder on the sofa, or sherlock tickling john to get him out of bed, or john putting on sherlock’s scarf for him